Repo Man quotes

View Quote [after Miller offers Otto a ride in the Malibu]
Leila: Otto, don't go! What about our relationship?
Otto Maddox: What?
Leila: What about our relationship?
Otto Maddox: **** that!
Lelia: You shithead! I'm glad I tortured you!

View Quote [Otto is eating from a can labeled "Food - Meat Flavored"]
Otto's mom: Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more.
Otto Maddox: I couldn't enjoy any more, mom. Mm, Mm.

View Quote [over the phone]
Leila: Hello?
[Parnell with incoherent voice]
Leila: Is it you? This is Leila. Are you using a scrambler?
Parnell: I can't hear you. I'm using a scrambler.

View Quote [after Otto drives into a pile of trash]
Old woman: Pick it up! Pick it up! You know yourself that you were wrong!
Otto Maddox: Why were they in the middle of the street?
Old woman: They weren't. That's not the middle of the street, that's the corner! Go on, you pick it up.
Otto Maddox:What?
Old woman: You pick it up!
Otto Maddox: No way! [to Leila] You still want a ride?
Old woman: No, I don't!

View Quote [Duke has been shot in a botched hold-up]
Duke: The lights are growing dim. I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate... And yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto Maddox: Bullshit! You're a white suburban punk, just like me!
Duke [gasping for breath]: But it still hurts!
Otto Maddox: You're gonna be all right.
[Duke groans mournfully]
Otto Maddox: Maybe not.

View Quote [Duke hurts his hand trying to open the trunk of the Malibu]
Archie: Aw, Dukie Wookie hurt his wittle hand.
Duke: **** you, Archie! Just for that, you're not in the gang anymore.
Archie: I'm taking over now.
Debbie: Oh, leave it!
Archie: King Archie! The Invincible!
Duke: Shut up, Archie!
Archie: Hey Debbie! Watch this!
[Archie opens the trunk and is vaporized by the contents]
J. Frank Parnell [calmly]: Oh, my. What a shame.
Debbie: Duke, let's go do those crimes!
Duke: Yeah. Let's get sushi... and not pay!

View Quote [hands Otto an air freshener] Find one in every car. You'll see.

View Quote [looks down at spilled beer] Somebody piss on the floor again?

View Quote [while being shot at] Get back in the car, white boy. You're still on the ****ing job.

View Quote A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "plate," or "shrimp," or "plate o' shrimp" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

View Quote An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.

View Quote God damned dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!

View Quote I do my best thinking on the bus.

View Quote I don't allow no Commies in my car...no Christians, either!

View Quote I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid. Don't forget it--etch it in your brain. Not many people got a code to live by anymore.