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Eli Cash quotes

View Quote You're in love with Richie. Which is sick and gross.
View Quote She's married, you know. And she's your sister.
View Quote Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's not a genius? Do you especially think I'm not a genius? . . . You didn't even have to think about it, did you?
View Quote [immediately after wrecking his car] Where's my shoe?
View Quote Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?
View Quote [reading part of his newest novel at a press conference] The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddle****. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.
View Quote [while running away from an intervention] Skiddly, skiddly!
View Quote [speaking to Margot] I'm not in love with you any more.
View Quote Mar: I didnt think you ever were.
Eli: Let's not make this harder than it already is.
Mar: Ok.
Eli: Ok what?
Mar: Ok, I'm not in love with you any more either.
Eli: I know. You're in love with Richie, which is sick and gross.
Mar: Do you send my mother your clippings? And your grades in ---
Eli: Please stop belittling me. You never gave me the time of day until I started getting good reviews.
Mar: The reviews aren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.
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