[Mary and Lillian are watching a game show]
Lillian: I hate this show. [switches channel]
Announcer on TV: Coming up on Lifetime: Valerie Bertinelli stars in Bitter Harvest, a sensitive portrayal of one woman's struggle with cancer.
Lillian: Oh, this looks good.
[many minutes later]
Valerie Bertinelli: There was a feeling of twilight in the air. All honeydew and lilac. God wasn't just smiling down on me; he was...jumping up and cheering! And then, well...I thought I was pregnant. I'd been throwing up every morning and I hadn't had my period in two months, so I took a home pregnancy test.
Woman, off-camera: What happened?
Valerie Bertinelli: ...found out I wasn't pregnant. It was the cancer.
Mary: She found all that out from a home pregnancy test?
Lillian: I hate this show. [switches channel]
Announcer on TV: Coming up on Lifetime: Valerie Bertinelli stars in Bitter Harvest, a sensitive portrayal of one woman's struggle with cancer.
Lillian: Oh, this looks good.
[many minutes later]
Valerie Bertinelli: There was a feeling of twilight in the air. All honeydew and lilac. God wasn't just smiling down on me; he was...jumping up and cheering! And then, well...I thought I was pregnant. I'd been throwing up every morning and I hadn't had my period in two months, so I took a home pregnancy test.
Woman, off-camera: What happened?
Valerie Bertinelli: ...found out I wasn't pregnant. It was the cancer.
Mary: She found all that out from a home pregnancy test?
[Mary and Lillian are watching a game show]
Lillian: I hate this show. [switches channel]
Announcer on TV: Coming up on Lifetime: Valerie Bertinelli stars in Bitter Harvest, a sensitive portrayal of one woman's struggle with cancer.
Lillian: Oh, this looks good.
[many minutes later]
Valerie Bertinelli: There was a feeling of twilight in the air. All honeydew and lilac. God wasn't just smiling down on me; he was...jumping up and cheering! And then, well...I thought I was pregnant. I'd been throwing up every morning and I hadn't had my period in two months, so I took a home pregnancy test.
Woman, off-camera: What happened?
Valerie Bertinelli: ...found out I wasn't pregnant. It was the cancer.
Mary: She found all that out from a home pregnancy test?
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