Simon Birch: Your mother has the best breasts of all the mothers.
Joe Wenteworth: [trying to ignore] Yeah.
Simon Birch: And she smells the best too.
Joe Wenteworh: I know.
Simon Birch: She's so sexy that sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.
Joe Wenteworth: Okay. Okay.
Simon Birch: I was just being honest.
Joe Wenteworth: Well, what if I said the same thing about your mother?
Simon Birch: I'd have you committed.
Joe Wenteworth: [trying to ignore] Yeah.
Simon Birch: And she smells the best too.
Joe Wenteworh: I know.
Simon Birch: She's so sexy that sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.
Joe Wenteworth: Okay. Okay.
Simon Birch: I was just being honest.
Joe Wenteworth: Well, what if I said the same thing about your mother?
Simon Birch: I'd have you committed.
Simon Birch : Your mother has the best breasts of all the mothers.
Joe Wenteworth : [trying to ignore] Yeah.
Simon Birch : And she smells the best too.
Joe Wenteworh : I know.
Simon Birch : She's so sexy that sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.
Joe Wenteworth : Okay. Okay.
Simon Birch : I was just being honest.
Joe Wenteworth : Well, what if I said the same thing about your mother?
Simon Birch : I'd have you committed.
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