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Small Soldiers

Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes

Alan Abernathy
Archer
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Christy
Gwendy Doll
Insaniac
Joe
Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy




View Quote Major Chip Hazard: Sound off, soldiers!
Butch Meathook: Butch Meathook. Sniper. Lethal from any distance, sir!
Major Chip Hazard: Glad to have you on board.
Nick Nitro: Nick Nitro. Demolition is my mission.
Major Chip Hazard: Same as your father. He was a good man.
Brick Bazooka: Brick Bazooka. Artillery. Sir!
Major Chip Hazard: Save it for the enemy.
Link Static: Link Static. Communications. Awaiting a patch of orders, sir.
Kip Killigan: Kip Killigan. Sharp as a razor, sir!
Major Chip Hazard: Let me see that weapon. [grabbing Kip's gun, breaking it in half]Standard issue is insufficient.
View Quote Nick Nitro: It's...only a...flesh wound, sir.
Major Chip Hazard: At ease, soldier. You did great.
Nick Nitro: Did...we...win? [his battery ran out]
Major Chip Hazard: We will.
View Quote Ralph, Clean Room Technician: The chips are a little sensitive to EMP.
Irwin: EMP?
Ralph, Clean Room Technician: Electomagnetic Pulse. As in the kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device? I doubt that the toy industry has become quite that competitive.
View Quote Stuart: Alright. Suitcase. Briefcase. Keys...hey, where're my keys?
Irene: Right where you left them.
Stuart: Oh, and where did I leave them? [Irene takes the keys out of Stuart's pocket] What's wrong with me?
View Quote Stuart: But what kind of moron would put military technology in toys?
Irwin: That would be "Gizmo" over here. [pointing at Larry]
View Quote Stuart: Son, what happened here?
Alan: Nothing. Nothing happened.
Stuart: Oh, really? [and the mass of the toy boat falls out] And how do you explain this?!
Alan: [stummering] I was dusting it, and it fell over.
Stuart: Oh, you were dusting it with what? A croquet mallet?
View Quote Stuart: What are you packing, tiny?
Link Static: Packing? Packing you. [trapping Stuart in a giant net bag]
View Quote [being put into the sink razor] Surrender or DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
View Quote [chuckling] It's alive! It's alive!
View Quote [damaged severely] There will be no mer-er-er-er-mercy.
View Quote [facing Archer] You have a lot of guts. Let's see what they really look like.
View Quote [hiding in a garbage dump] Don't worry, Archer. We was hiding.
View Quote [in the Fimples' garage] This place is a goldmine!
View Quote [launching off in a toy boat] I'm seasick already.
View Quote [looking at the Commando Elite store] We have lost the battle. We will not lose the war.