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Stuart Mackenzie quotes

View Quote Heid! Pants! Now!
View Quote Give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in.
View Quote Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick.
View Quote No kidding. His head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts.
View Quote Oooh, that was offsides, wasn't it? Tonight he'll cry himself to sleep... on his huge pilla!
View Quote We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down. 'S all right, he's just pissed.
View Quote Let's get pissed!
View Quote Heid, turn off the Bay City Rollers! The game's about to come on!
View Quote Heid! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about!
View Quote May, shut it!
View Quote [singing "Do You Think I'm Sexy" with bagpipes] If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, c'mon baby let me know! Haggis solo!
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