Jake Perry quotes
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The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.
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Honey, just 'cause I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.
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[after looking at divorce papers] I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.
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You can have roots and wings.
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Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?