Jean Girard quotes
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Hakuna Matata, bitches!
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By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was shit!
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And now, the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker!
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You have spilled my macchiato.
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[when asked about what French people are famous for] We invented democracy, existentialism, and the m?nage-Ã -trois.
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You know the sixty-nine, with the head down in that place? [jerks his head to his right] We came up with it.
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[to Ricky] Tomorrow, you are going to get beaten. Beaten real bad, cowboy!
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What has America ever given the world, apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the Thighmaster?
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[After breaking Ricky's arm] Your injury is one of ignorance and pride!
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Ah, "Reecky Booby"! Now we shall dance...and yes, it will be a slow jam!
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You must decide, "Reecky Booby". Is it foolish pride, or is it greatness for you?
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[on the Shake and Bake] What is that, is that a catchphrase or is it, uh, epilepsy?
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It makes no sense! This "Shake and Bake", it's nonsense!
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Where are you, "Reecky Booby"? Come face your destroyer!
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Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.
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[to Ricky] I am a racing car driver, just like you, except I am from Formula Un.
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My husband Gregory and I wish for that which every other couple wish for: to retire to Stockholm and design a currency for dogs and cats to use.
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[about holding hands with Ricky] It is a sign of friendship in many cultures, it is not sexual at all. Do not be bothered by the fact I have an erection right now. It has nothing to do with you.