David St. Hubbins quotes

View Quote Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

View Quote I, for one, do not think the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

View Quote Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

View Quote [Concerning his epitaph]: Here lies David St. Hubbins.... and why not?