Goose: Hey, Slider! I thought you wanted to be a pilot, man, what happened?
Slider: Goose, you're such a dickhead. Whose butt did you kiss to get in here, huh?
Goose: The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: Yeah, well so's my Johnson.
Slider: Goose, you're such a dickhead. Whose butt did you kiss to get in here, huh?
Goose: The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: Yeah, well so's my Johnson.
Goose : Hey, Slider! I thought you wanted to be a pilot, man, what happened?
Slider : Goose, you're such a dickhead. Whose butt did you kiss to get in here, huh?
Goose : The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider : Yeah, well so's my Johnson.
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