Judy Witwicky quotes
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Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?
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They're pulling bushes out of the ground! Good Lord! They've got to get their hands off my bush!!
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[to her son] Please, for the love of God, drive safely! [to her husband, after watching their son get into his first car and drive away in a storm of black smoke] Wow, you are so cheap.
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We don't have to use that word if it makes you uncomfortable. We can call it "Sam's happy time"! Or "My special alone time with myself". I'm sorry, it's just been a weird night; I've had a little bit to drink.
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[Ron has just run under a table after mistaking Ratchet falling over for an earthquake] How did you get over there so fast??
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[when the Witwickys and Mikaela are under arrest by Sector 7] If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
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[when Sam tells his mom off about putting girlish jewelery on Mojo, the dog] It's his bling! I want you home at 11:00!
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Your head is kind of a different size than it is on television.