Tia Russell quotes
View Quote
[They're eating Chinese take-out] This is such a wonderful dinner, mother. How DO you find the time?
View Quote
[to her mother] If my whole family moved away from me, I'd have a heart attack too.
View Quote
Hey, Mom. Next time you take off in the middle of the night, why don't you hire a murderer to watch the house?
View Quote
We need boys so they can grow up, get married and turn into shadows.