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Carl quotes

View Quote The air around here is thick with envy...
View Quote Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit!
View Quote (after Velkan in his werewolf form came in during a rainstorm) Why does it smell like wet dog in here?
View Quote Do we have a plan? I mean, it doesn't have to be Wellington's at Waterloo, but some kind of plan would be nice.
View Quote [To Frankenstein's monster] Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.
View Quote How many commandments can we break in one day?
View Quote If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material.
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