Van Wilder quotes
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Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.
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Are you stalking me? 'Cause that would be super.
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Hey, look. That old bag is stronger than she looks.
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And thus, 'Topless Tutors' was born.
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Sharing a half-calf latte and a penalty box with Gwen Pearson who believes that censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.
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Don't be a fool, stay in school.
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Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
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I didn't realize that I was nothing more to you than some flacid story.
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You must be Pre-Med Dick.
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Her name is Naomi. That's 'I MOAN' backwards.
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If he's here, who's running Hell?
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Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a DIK! [under breath] Not that you had to.
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I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. Two girls utterly infatuated with men who have larger than normal... medulla oblongata's.
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Well, it is the NAKED mile run; everyone else will be in their birthday suits. Except for that guy...
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Write that down.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
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Those circus midgets can NOT hold their booze!