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Jeremy Grey quotes

Rule number 76. No excuses. Play like a champion.

You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!

I don't think you heard me correctly, I've got a stage five virgin clinger!

I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now.

I was first-team All-State. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. And you want to know what? I dig it.

It feels so good when he jokes.

Lock it up!

The painting was a gift Todd. I'm taking it with me.

Yeah that, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night.

Give me a break! That was my first Asian!

I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup! I love maple syrup on pancakes, I love it on pizza! I love to take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up slick?

Proper girl in the hat just eye-****ed the shit out of me.

You motor-boating son of a bitch!

This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!

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