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White Men Can't Jump

White Men Can't Jump quotes

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Billy Hoyle
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Sydney Deane


I'm in a ****in' zone!


It's hard work makin' you look so bad.

Keep singin' guys... My old man was a preacher... I love this shit!

Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!

Who you callin' a pilgrim mother****er? Gobble this turkey!

Yo, pretty boy! I looked up basketball player in the dictionary and it said 'Not you!'

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.

You're too pretty to play basketball, you know that? You got that Z in your 'fro! Hey man, what are you, the Black Zorro?