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Marwood I wouldn't drink that if I were you.
Withnail Why not?
Marwood Because I don't advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths.
Withnail Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.
Marwood If my father was loaded, I'd ask him for some money.
Withnail If your father was my father, you wouldn't get it.
Danny My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. His name's Presuming Ed. His sister give him the idea. She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself.
Withnail Really.
Danny Then you've got to change its drawers for it. Horrible really, but they're like that, the little girls. So we're going to make one that shits itself, as well.
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