Charlie Frost quotes

View Quote [broadcasting live as the Yellowstone Caldera is about to erupt] This marks the last day of the United States of America. And, by tomorrow, all of mankind. And we will be visible from the Milky Way as a tiny little puff of smoke. I'm watching the earth crumble before my eyes. The giant ash cloud created by this super-volcano will first envelop Vegas and then St. Louis and then Chicago and then, at long last, Washington, D.C. will have its lights go out! [sees Yellowstone Caldera explode] I have goose bumps, people! [slightly thrown back by shockwave] I wish you could see what I'm seeing, people! I wish you could be here with me! Oh, baby... bring it on! Always remember, folks: [spreads out arms] you heard it first from Charlie!!!! [is hit by a massive rock and killed]