Mark: A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the barman says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe." [Jim doesn't respond] Mark : Completely humorless. You two should get on like a house on fire. Selena : So who are you? You're from the hospital. Mark : Are you a doctor? Selena : He's not a doctor he's a patient. Jim : I'm a bicycle courier. I was riding a package from Farringdon to Shaftesbury Avenue and a car cut across me. And I wake up today in hospital. I wake up and I'm... I'm hallucinating or I'm... Mark : What's your name? Jim : Jim. Mark : I'm Mark. This is Selena. Ok, Jim. I've got some bad news.

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