Jasper quotes

View Quote [Holding up a burnt bra] Is this yours, or mine?

View Quote [At Gwen's rehab] Who the hell do you have to know to get a drink around here?

View Quote Just break open the bread.

View Quote This is so not how I saw this whole thing playing out!

View Quote No one adult human being is happy! People are born, they have a limited amount of time going around thinking life is dandy but then, inevitably, tragedy strikes and they realize life equals loss! The whole point of the game is to minimize the pain caused by that equation! Now some people do it by having kids, or making money, or taking up coin collecting, and others do it by getting wasted. Letting that little switch in the head turn the hot light off and the cool light on.

View Quote Everybody hurts everybody it's the human condition!

View Quote I'll buy running shoes. We'll take up yoga-- or, jogging. You know, we'll be organized. Pay our bills, we'll floss our teeth. We won't set fire to the apartment anymore. I'll buy a goldfish, and we'll be like normal people.