Rancho - Aamir Khan quotes

View Quote All is well.

View Quote Beta kabil bano kabil, Kamyabi to sali jhak mar ke tumhare piche ayegi..

View Quote These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.

View Quote [Rancho mimicking Virus]Life is a race.. If you don't run fast.. You will be like a broken anda (egg) like the gangu bird...

View Quote [To Professor] Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch. ()

View Quote Kiss ho nahi paati yaar... naak beech me aa jaati hai aur main Jag jata hoon.

View Quote I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between and I wake up.

View Quote Main apko engineering nahi padha raha tha sir, woh to aap mujhse behtar jante hain. Main to apko yeh padha raha tha ... ki padhate kaise hain..

View Quote I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach.

View Quote Ehh, Phunsukh Wangdu. PROFESSOR: *Zyada maza Lene ki zarurat nahi hai. Bolo... Machine ka definition bolo. **“No need to be so happy. Define a machine.” CHANCHAD: “A machine is anything that reduces human effort. [...] Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine. It's a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air - the fan... A machine! Speak to a friend miles away. The telephone... A machine! Compute millions in seconds. The calculator... A machine! We're surrounded by machines. From a pen's nib to a pants' zip - all machines.” (Mimes zipping and unzipping pants) “Up and down in a second. Up, down, up, down…” (Students laugh) Professor: (Throws chalk nib at CHANCHAD’s head) “What is the definition?” CHANCHAD: “...I-I just gave it to you, sir.” PROFESSOR: “You'lI write this in the exam?” (Mimes zipping and unzipping pants) “Up, down, up, down, up down. Idiot! Anyone else? Yes?” SILENCER: “Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained, and by which means, force and motion may be transmitted and modified as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc., especially a construction is more or less complex consisting of a combination of moving parts, or simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams etc.” PROFESSOR: “Wonderful. Perfect. Please sit down. Thank you.” CHANCHAD: “But sir, I said the same thing, just in simple language.” PROFESSOR: “If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce college.” CHANCHAD: “But sir, one must get the meaning, too. What’s the point of blindly cramming a textbook definition -” PROFESSOR: “You think you’re smarter than the book? Write the textbook definition, mister, if you want to pass.” CHANCHAD: “But there are other books - “ PROFESSOR: “Get out!” CHANCHAD: “But sir - why?” PROFESSOR: “In simple language: out! Idiot.” (CHANCHAD stands and leaves the class of silent students. Halfway out the classroom, he turns around and begins walking back to his seat.) PROFESSOR: “Why are you back?” CHANCHAD: “I forgot something.” PROFESSOR: “What?” CHANCHAD: “Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize, debate and explain information; that are illustrative, non-illustrative, hard-bound, paperback, jacketed, non jacketed, with foreword, introduction, table of contents, and index; that are intended for the enIightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain through the sensory route of vision… sometimes touch.” Professor: “What?” CHANCHAD: “Books, sir. I forgot my books.”