Raju Rastogi's Mother quotes
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Atayees (28) ki hogayi hai Kammo, Maruti 800 mangtay hain Dahej main, aray tu padhega likhega nahi to shadi kaisi hogi iski,
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Kammo has turned 28, people are asking for a car in dowry, if you will not study, how will she get married?
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(Bhindi lenge) pata hai tujhe, bhindi barah rupay kilo ho gayi hai aur gobi dass ki, loot machi hai saray desh mai. ....
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(Would you like 'Okra') You know, one kilo of 'Okra' is now twelve rupees and cabbage is ten rupees, there's a widespread steal across the country...
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(Paneer lenge)...Paneer to beta kuch dinou mai itti itti thailiyoun mai Sonaar ki dukan pay bikegi....
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(Would you like cottage cheese) My son, one day cottage cheese will be available at the goldsmith's in small small pouches.
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Inki Eczema ki cream bhi ab pachpan (55) rupay ki aati hai.
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Even his eczema cream costs 55 Rupees now.
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Ajeeb desh hai hamari. Pijja 30 minute may aane ki guarantee hai.
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In this country, you can only have pizza in 30 minutes.