Ryan quotes

View Quote Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old fashioned - you go three and you're a homo.

View Quote Do you know how many hours I spent looking for for my "Temple of Poon" tape. One. That is a long time to be looking for porn, Matt, what the **** is going on.

View Quote This is a photocopy of Candy's ass? You're gonna call her, right?