Haziz quotes
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Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.
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So, tell me Montel. Why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, al Qaeda?
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Hey, Will and Grace! Back to work!
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[While Jay is arguing with a Black customer] Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, with chance of drive-by.
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Hey, Andy! We're gonna have to get you some poonanny!
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It's a free country, Bambi. I can smoke out here if I want to.
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I will pray for your ****.