David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How am I gay? David: You've seen Rent three times. Cal: Being able to appreciate music, dance, and doin' guys in the ass is not the same thing. David: Yeah, but all three of those things comprise the movie Rent. David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? David: Two words: fanny pack. Cal: You know how I know you're gay? David: How? Cal: You're wearing baby blue track pants. David: Yeah, I gave that to you, actually. You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? David: You tried to put a glory hole in the bathroom at SmartTech. Cal: You know how I know you're gay? David: How? Cal: You look at me sometimes in a certain way. David Hm-m-m. Cal: And you're just, you're lip quivers. David: Mmm-hmm. Cal: Look's gay. David: Well it's just 'cause you seem nice. David: You know how I knew you were gay? Cal: How'd you know I was gay? David: You gave a reach around when you mounted me. Cal: That's just considerate, okay? That's not gay. David: You Know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? David You put your penis inside of guy's assholes. Cal: You know how I know you're gay? David: How? Cal: Your dick tastes like shit.

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