[Mooj has found out Andy is a virgin; extended DVD version]
Mooj: Andy, don't let them bother you. It's ok not to have sex. Not everybody's a pussy magnet. You are, ah, what are you, 25?
Andy: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit man! You gotta get on that. Life isn't about sex. Life is about children, and passion, and spirit!
Andy: Yeah, life's about passion.
Mooj: It's not about ****ing and balls and pussy. It's about love.
Andy: {sighs}
Mooj: It's about people. It's about connection.
Andy: (nodding) It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about tossing salad. It's not about **** and ass and tits.
Andy: (uncomfortable) Hm-hmm.
Mooj: And butt hole pleasures.
Andy: It's not about butt hole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice ****tails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.
Andy: (scared) OK. I, y'know, double pussies and--
Mooj: Shit stained balls, and **** swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator **** house, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging--
Andy: Mooj, just please stop.
Mooj: Andy, don't let them bother you. It's ok not to have sex. Not everybody's a pussy magnet. You are, ah, what are you, 25?
Andy: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit man! You gotta get on that. Life isn't about sex. Life is about children, and passion, and spirit!
Andy: Yeah, life's about passion.
Mooj: It's not about ****ing and balls and pussy. It's about love.
Andy: {sighs}
Mooj: It's about people. It's about connection.
Andy: (nodding) It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about tossing salad. It's not about **** and ass and tits.
Andy: (uncomfortable) Hm-hmm.
Mooj: And butt hole pleasures.
Andy: It's not about butt hole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice ****tails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.
Andy: (scared) OK. I, y'know, double pussies and--
Mooj: Shit stained balls, and **** swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator **** house, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging--
Andy: Mooj, just please stop.
[ Mooj has found out Andy is a virgin; extended DVD version ]
Mooj: Andy, don't let them bother you. It's ok not to have sex. Not everybody's a pussy magnet. You are, ah, what are you, 25?
Andy: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit man! You gotta get on that. Life isn't about sex. Life is about children, and passion, and spirit!
Andy: Yeah, life's about passion.
Mooj: It's not about ****ing and balls and pussy. It's about love.
Andy: { sighs }
Mooj: It's about people. It's about connection.
Andy: ( nodding ) It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about tossing salad. It's not about **** and ass and tits.
Andy: ( uncomfortable ) Hm-hmm.
Mooj: And butt hole pleasures.
Andy: It's not about butt hole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice ****tails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.
Andy: ( scared ) OK. I, y'know, double pussies and--
Mooj: Shit stained balls, and **** swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator **** house, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging--
Andy: Mooj, just please stop.
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