Stroogo : Now I don't recollect your features, do I? Bart Collins : No... Stroogo : [looks in his book] You a piccolo player? Bart Collins : No. Stroogo : Trombone player? Bart Collins : No. Stroogo : Violin player? Bart Collins : No, a... piano player. Stroogo : [shuts his book] Then you have no right in this particular dungeon! This is reserved exclusive for non-piano players! Bart Collins : Non-piano players? Stroogo : For them what play all other instruments! One by one, Dr. Terwilliker catches them, brings them down here and locks them up! Pretty soon there'll be no musicians left in this world, except for them what play the piano! I'm taking you back to Dr. Terwilliker!

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