Adam: [after shaving his head] Why didn't we go to a barber?
Kyle: That would have been a good idea -- if we had paid someone to do it.
Adam: Instead of using your balls trimmer-
Kyle: And I never wash them, ever. And it’s not my balls, it’s my asshole....I’m joking...
Adam: You're not joking.
Kyle: Not at all.
Kyle: That would have been a good idea -- if we had paid someone to do it.
Adam: Instead of using your balls trimmer-
Kyle: And I never wash them, ever. And it’s not my balls, it’s my asshole....I’m joking...
Adam: You're not joking.
Kyle: Not at all.
Adam : [after shaving his head] Why didn't we go to a barber?
Kyle : That would have been a good idea -- if we had paid someone to do it.
Adam : Instead of using your balls trimmer-
Kyle : And I never wash them, ever. And it’s not my balls, it’s my asshole....I’m joking...
Adam : You're not joking.
Kyle : Not at all.
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