Mr. Zadir: Dooey, did you just grab my ass?
Dooey: Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.
Mr. Zadir: Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey!
Dooey: Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.
Mr. Zadir: Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey!
Mr. Zadir : Dooey, did you just grab my ass?
Dooey : Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.
Mr. Zadir : Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey!
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