Sherman Schrader quotes
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I may be a total idiot but that doesn't mean i can't vote democrat
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Legacy!
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This place is awesome, now I can finally get hepatitis.
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Oh yeah, I do actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.
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I don't want to be alone in here when the walls start to bleed.
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[looking at the mascot] A sandwich? Oh, you're the SHIT sandwiches!
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You date Monica Morlan? I think about her while I masturbate.
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(on the idea of South Harmon) Let's start this fake college. Then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. It's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.
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I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.
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[screams loudly and high-pitched] It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell anyone I scream like that.
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[after being inducted into the brotherhood] Yes! Yes! I want it! I want everything you guys have! I want Lilac shirts! I want visors kinda tilted to the side with hair gel coming out of it! [points to Gwynn] I want to have sex with girls that look like this!
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The "Roaring Twenties" is BKE's biggest party of the year and we're recreating the scene from "The Untouchables" where Hoyt, as Bobby De Niro, crushes my skull with a baseball bat.
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[referring to the abandoned asylum] Great, the birthplace of crack.
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That's a G chord..um, I use to play in a Cranberry's tribute band. We disbanded.
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[dressed in a hotdog costume, chasing after a student] Hey, ask me about my wiener!