Morticia quotes
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And our credo, "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc" — "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words.
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Wednesday, play with your food!
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Thing, you're a handful.
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Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.
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Gomez, last night — you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. [pause] Do it again!
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[looks for something in a closet.] Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.
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They say she danced naked in the town square, and enslaved a minister! But don't worry. We told Wednesday, "college first."