Aladdin quotes

View Quote Aladdin: [after learning Genie's rules] Provisos? You mean, limitations on wishes? Some all-powerful genie. He can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us outta this cave. Looks like we're gonna hafta find a way outta here.
[Genie stomps his foot loudly in front of the duo]
Genie: Excuse me?! [scoffs in annoyance] Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?! I don't think so! Not right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIT DOWN!!!
[Aladdin and Abu sit on the carpet; Genie joins them]
Genie: In case of emergency, [points in different directions with many arms] the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here,... ANYWHERE! [retracts his extra arms] Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'RE...!!!
[the carpet takes off and pops out of the cave]
Genie: ...OUTTA HERE!!!

View Quote Aladdin: [finds the lamp] This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to...?
[he suddenly sees Abu about to snatch the ruby from the monkey idol]
Aladdin: Abu! NO!
[Abu grabs the ruby]
Cave: [echoes through the chamber] INFIDELS!
Abu: Uh-oh!
Cave: You have touched the forbidden treasure!
[Abu sheepishly tries to put the ruby back in the idol's palm, but the idol melts away]
Cave: Now you will never again see the light of DAY!!!

View Quote Aladdin: [to Genie, regretfully] Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I.....I can't wish you free.
Genie: [obviously hurt] Fine. I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was just beginning to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, Master. [vanishes into his lamp]

View Quote Aladdin: Genie, I'm gonna miss you.
Genie: [tearfully] Me, too, Al. No matter what anybody says... you'll always be a prince to me. [He and Aladdin hug]
Sultan: That's right. You have certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned! It's that law that's the problem...
Jasmine: Father...?
Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whoever she deems worthy.
Jasmine: Him! I choose- I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin: Heh. Call me "Al."

View Quote Aladdin: Well, I guess... this is... goodbye?
Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you.
Genie: Al, no problem. You still got one wish left! Just say the word, and you're a prince again.
Aladdin: But, Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. [pushes Aladdin and Jasmine closer together] This is love. Al, you're never going to find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know: I've looked.

View Quote Genie: [after transforming Aladdin into a prince] He's got the outfit. He's got the elephant. But we're not through yet! Hang on to your turban, kid! We're gonna make you a star!

View Quote Genie: [coming out of the lamp after Jafar has rubbed it] Y'know, Al, I'm getting really [spots Jafar] I - don't think you're him. [reading from a script and looking at Jafar through opera glasses] Tonight the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.
[Annoyed at the insult, Jafar grabs Genie's beard, throws him to the ground, and steps on the his face]
Jafar: I am your master now!
Genie: I was afraid of that.
Jafar: Genie, grant me my first wish. I wish to rule on high as Sultan!

View Quote Genie: I'm free... I'm free. [to Aladdin] Quick, QUICK! Wish for something outrageous, say 'I-I want the Nile'! Wish for the Nile, try that.
Aladdin: Uh... I wish for the Nile.
Genie: NO WAY! [points and laughs] OH, does this feel good! Oh! I'm free! I'm free at last! [starts packing a suitcase] I'm hitting the road! I'm off to see the world! I'm- [Looks at Aladdin who smiles sadly and looks down]

View Quote Guard 1: [spots Aladdin] There he is!
Guard 2: You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin: [holds up the bread] You think that was easy?
[He turns to see a group of women laughing at him]
Razoul: [to his guards] You two, over that way! And you, follow me! We'll find him!
[Aladdin walks up to the women, disguised as one of them]
Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
Woman 1: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: [grabs Aladdin] GOTCHA!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble!

View Quote Jafar: [after becoming a genie] The universe is mine to command! TO CONTROL!!
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?!
Jafar: Huh?
Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie? You got it!
Jafar: WHAT?!
Aladdin: [sucks the evil genie into a black lamp] And everything that goes with it!
Jafar: NO! NO!!
Iago: I'm gettin' outta here!
Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers!
Jafar: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Iago: [Jafar grabs him] Come on! You're the genie! I don't wanna be... [gets trapped in the lamp with Jafar]
Aladdin: Itty-bitty living space.
Genie: Al! You little genius, you!

View Quote Jafar: I'm just getting warmed up! [spits fire]
Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?!
Jafar: [emerges through the flames] A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how SSSSNAKE-LIKE I CAN BE! [with these words, Jafar transforms into a giant cobra]

View Quote Jafar: You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth?! Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing!
Aladdin: [looks down at Genie] The Genie. The Genie! [to Jafar] The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!
Jafar: What?!
Aladdin: He gave you your power! He can take it away!
Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar! You're still just second-best!
Jafar: [gasps] You're right! His power does exceed my own. [slithers toward Genie] But not for long.
Genie: The boy's crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. One too many hits with a snake.

View Quote Sultan: [brandishes the piece of Achmed's clothing] So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out!
Jasmine: Oh, Father! Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you? [she and her tiger chuckle and then see the Sultan glaring at them] Ahem...
Sultan: Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call! The law says you -
Jasmine: [choruses with him] Must be married to a prince...
Sultan: ... by your next birthday.
Jasmine: The law is wrong!
Sultan: You've only got 3 more days!
Jasmine: Father! I hate being forced into this. If I do marry...I want it to be for love.
Sultan: Jasmine...it's not only this law...I'm not going to be around forever, and, well, I just want to make sure you're taken care of. Provided for.
Jasmine: Please, try to understand! I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends. [Rajah looks up, growling] Except you, Rajah. [Rajah lies down again, smiling] I've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan: But Jasmine, you're a princess.
Jasmine: Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess any more!
Sultan: Ooooh! [to Rajah] Allah forbid you should have any daughters!
[Rajah grunts confusedly]

View Quote [after the entrance to the Cave of Wonders is sealed, Jafar, thinking that he has the lamp, laughs]
Jafar: It's mine. [removes his disguise] It's all mine! [looks into his robe] I-- [takes a closer look] Where is it? [pats down his empty robe] No! [falls to his knees] NO!!!

View Quote [Genie and Carpet are playing Chess]
Genie: So move!
[Carpet takes his queen and knocks Genie's off the board]
Genie: Hey! That's a good move. [imitates Rodney Dangerfield] I can't believe it! I'm losing to a rug!