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Alice: Don't you think you should put that thing away?
Mad Hatter: Certainly not, I just let it out! Don't you like it?
Alice: Well... Yes, it's very nice.
Mad Hatter: You may touch it.
Alice: Oh, I couldn't!
Mad Hatter: I don't see why not.
Alice: Well, because it's yours.
Mad Hatter: [rolling his eyes] I'll share it with you.
Mad Hatter: Certainly not, I just let it out! Don't you like it?
Alice: Well... Yes, it's very nice.
Mad Hatter: You may touch it.
Alice: Oh, I couldn't!
Mad Hatter: I don't see why not.
Alice: Well, because it's yours.
Mad Hatter: [rolling his eyes] I'll share it with you.
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Alice: Oh! It looks like somebody had an accident.
The White Rabbit: THAT'S a funny thing to call it.
The White Rabbit: THAT'S a funny thing to call it.
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Humpty Dumpty: Who's she? I've never seen HER before.
Mad Hatter: She's new in these parts.
Mad Hatter: She's new in these parts.
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Mad Hatter: And after the King's ball comes off, we're eating dinner in the Queen's box.
Alice: Dinner in the Queen's box?
Mad Hatter: Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.
Alice: Dinner in the Queen's box?
Mad Hatter: Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.
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The White Rabbit: She's embarrassed - I think she's still a virgin.
Mad Hatter: Well if that's the case, she should be embarrassed. I've never heard of such a thing.
Alice: Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.
Mad Hatter: Well I don't see why not.
Mad Hatter: Well if that's the case, she should be embarrassed. I've never heard of such a thing.
Alice: Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.
Mad Hatter: Well I don't see why not.
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[to Alice] May my rod and staff comfort thee.
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We don't have any towels. We had one once, but it was stolen by a hotel.
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Well if it feels good, there's a good chance it must be bad.