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Charlie: So, is there a mister Sasha?
Sasha: Nope. And I'm not taking applications.
Charlie: Okay. Okay. But if you were, what, umm...what qualities would you be looking for?
Sasha: Oh, I don't know.
Charlie: Aah, of course you do.
Sasha: Hmm. Well, loyalty, strength, breeding...
Charlie: I'd be good at that.
Sasha: Humility. [pause] Compassion...
(Charlie walks headfirst into an I-beam and falls to the ground)
Sasha: And of course, style.
Sasha: Nope. And I'm not taking applications.
Charlie: Okay. Okay. But if you were, what, umm...what qualities would you be looking for?
Sasha: Oh, I don't know.
Charlie: Aah, of course you do.
Sasha: Hmm. Well, loyalty, strength, breeding...
Charlie: I'd be good at that.
Sasha: Humility. [pause] Compassion...
(Charlie walks headfirst into an I-beam and falls to the ground)
Sasha: And of course, style.
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Charlie: The name's Barkin. Charlie Barkin. And you are?
Sasha: Not even remotely interested.
Sasha: Not even remotely interested.
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Sasha: [during a hair-raising moped ride with Charlie at the controls] Aren't guardian angels supposed to protect people?!
Charlie: Hey, it's my first day on the job.
Charlie: Hey, it's my first day on the job.
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Sasha: Now, tell me the truth, Charlie Barkin: why did you really come back? And don't you con me.
Charlie: Actually, I kind of like the idea of being Mr. Sasha.
Charlie: Actually, I kind of like the idea of being Mr. Sasha.
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[Carface and Red are playing Go Fish]
Carface: Hey, you got any sixes.
Red: [Red's cards are all sixes] Go Fish!
Carface: Hey, you got any sixes.
Red: [Red's cards are all sixes] Go Fish!
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[complaining about Gabriel's Horn] Of course it couldn't be Gabriel's Flute or Gabriel's Kazoo, nooo.
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[Red grabs Gabriel's Horn with both hands. The horn glows in his hands]
Red:Gabriel's Horn is finally mine
[Red runs up a flight of stairs taking no notice of virtually anything]
Carface:[spotting Charlie and David fle] Boss they're fleeing
Red:Let them. I got what I came for
[Red runs up a flight of stairs taking no notice of virtually anything]
Carface:[spotting Charlie and David fle] Boss they're fleeing
Red:Let them. I got what I came for
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Maybe you can do something besides making a nuisance of yourself.
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Short legs! there just short! (running after Charlie) Charlie!