Joe Gideon quotes

View Quote [repeated line] It's showtime, folks!

View Quote Sometimes, I don't know where the bullshit ends and the truth begins.

View Quote [to Audrey] If I die, I'm sorry for all the bad things I did to you. [to Katie] And if I live, I'm sorry for all the bad things I'm gonna do to you.

View Quote Do you supposed Stanley Kubrick ever gets depressed?

View Quote Stop smiling! Lay back! Lay back! Hold it, hold it, hold it. Candy, Casey, very good. You're gonna do it again, Victoria. Gary, Danny, let's go. Stop smiling, it's not the high school play. Count! Hold it. [to Victoria] Stand on your right foot. Point your left toe. Drop the shoulder. Now, that's not too hard, is it? Again!

View Quote The pain is gone. I'm OK. Nothing wrong with me a rewrite of the show wouldn't cure. A couple of good jokes is what I need.

View Quote [last lines, Joe is dying] Hey, at least I won't have to lie to you anymore.