Reuben Feffer: No, Lisa. I never should've asked you to come down here. I'm not going back together with you.
Lisa Kramer: What are you talking about? Why?
Reuben Feffer: "Why?" You screwed a scuba diving instructor on our honeymoon. I mean, what kind of cold heartless bitch would do that to someone they love. I'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you after that. Oh, and by the way, I destroyed all your little throw pillows. Yeah, because throw pillows suck, okay. They serve no purpose, they're purely decorative.
Lisa Kramer: What are you talking about? Why?
Reuben Feffer: "Why?" You screwed a scuba diving instructor on our honeymoon. I mean, what kind of cold heartless bitch would do that to someone they love. I'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you after that. Oh, and by the way, I destroyed all your little throw pillows. Yeah, because throw pillows suck, okay. They serve no purpose, they're purely decorative.
Reuben Feffer : No, Lisa. I never should've asked you to come down here. I'm not going back together with you.
Lisa Kramer : What are you talking about? Why?
Reuben Feffer : "Why?" You screwed a scuba diving instructor on our honeymoon. I mean, what kind of cold heartless bitch would do that to someone they love. I'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you after that. Oh, and by the way, I destroyed all your little throw pillows. Yeah, because throw pillows suck, okay. They serve no purpose, they're purely decorative.
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