Carolyn Burnham quotes
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[To Jane] Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once!
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You cannot count on anyone except yourself.
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You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, we... lived in a duplex! We didn't even have our own house!
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I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today...
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This is not just a couch. This is a $4000 sofa upholstered in Italian silk!
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[To Lester] Honey, don't be weird!
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I see you're smoking pot now! I'm so glad. I think using illegal psychotropic substances is a very positive example to set for our daughter.
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There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.
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[to Buddy King] **** me, your majesty!
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I refuse to be a victim!