Brad Dupree : [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself. Lester : Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing. ... Lester : Well what do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge to boot. Brad Dupree : Against who? Lester : Against YOU. Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me? Brad Dupree : Man, you are one twisted ****. Lester : Nope, I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.

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