Adam Cook quotes

View Quote Adam Cook is my name. I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

View Quote It's not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. I like Paris. It's a place where you don't run into old friends, although that's never been one of my problems.

View Quote [Narrating, guiding the viewer to find himself in a Paris street] No, that's not me. He's too happy.

View Quote [teasing Jerry about Milo] Tell me, when you get married, will you keep your maiden name?