[the two "lesbians" are making the guys play with each other, in exchange for the girls playing with each other. Jim and Stifler give each other a split-second long peck on the lips.]
Jim: That counted!
Stifler: That totally counted!
Danielle: That's the way you kiss your mother.
Stifler: [angry whisper to Finch] Don't you say anything!
[later]
[the girls request handjobs: Jim and Finch doing Stifler]
Stifler: It's okay, it's okay. I know what I have to do.
[starts undoing his shorts]
Stifler: I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.
[Finch and Jim run away]
Jim: Mother of God!
[Stifler runs after them, zipping up his shorts]
Stifler: Come on you pussies, we had 'em!
Finch: I am not touching that!
Jim: Put that thing away Stifler!
Stifler: Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing!
Jim: That counted!
Stifler: That totally counted!
Danielle: That's the way you kiss your mother.
Stifler: [angry whisper to Finch] Don't you say anything!
[later]
[the girls request handjobs: Jim and Finch doing Stifler]
Stifler: It's okay, it's okay. I know what I have to do.
[starts undoing his shorts]
Stifler: I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.
[Finch and Jim run away]
Jim: Mother of God!
[Stifler runs after them, zipping up his shorts]
Stifler: Come on you pussies, we had 'em!
Finch: I am not touching that!
Jim: Put that thing away Stifler!
Stifler: Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing!
[the two "lesbians" are making the guys play with each other, in exchange for the girls playing with each other. Jim and Stifler give each other a split-second long peck on the lips.]
Jim : That counted!
Stifler : That totally counted!
Danielle : That's the way you kiss your mother.
Stifler : [angry whisper to Finch] Don't you say anything!
[later]
[the girls request handjobs: Jim and Finch doing Stifler]
Stifler : It's okay, it's okay. I know what I have to do.
[starts undoing his shorts]
Stifler : I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.
[Finch and Jim run away]
Jim : Mother of God!
[Stifler runs after them, zipping up his shorts]
Stifler : Come on you pussies, we had 'em!
Finch : I am not touching that!
Jim : Put that thing away Stifler!
Stifler : Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing!
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