Mr. O'Donnell: Miss Johnson. Lunch today?
Miss Johnson: I'll have to check my calendar, perv... Pete.
Scott Stifler: I'm super horny.Wanna suck me off in the Sharper Image?
Ashley: Okay.
Miss Johnson: I'll have to check my calendar, perv... Pete.
Scott Stifler: I'm super horny.Wanna suck me off in the Sharper Image?
Ashley: Okay.
Mr. O'Donnell : Miss Johnson. Lunch today?
Miss Johnson : I'll have to check my calendar, perv... Pete.
Scott Stifler : I'm super horny.Wanna suck me off in the Sharper Image?
Ashley : Okay.
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