Steve Stiffler quotes
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No no no shit head, you hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds? Not to mention that you passed on Nadia, dumbest ****ing thing ever. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno.
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It's on like Donkey Kong, biotch.
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My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.
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Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? [Hits Finch in the groin] Bang-****.
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Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
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If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.
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Happy "**** Day", Ass Mouth! What happened to my invite? Get lost in the mail, ****face?
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Told ya that guy wanted to **** me.
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It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-****er. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my **** out.
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Everyone wants a piece of the Stifmeister.