Gussie Mausheimer quotes
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[Heavy German accent, cannot say "R" - spelling is intentional to show the sounds she makes]
Today was the woist day evewr. Those cats are killing eveweone. They don't even know the diffewences between wich and poow. The wetches!
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Money isn't evewething. I know because I have money, and I have evewething. But what awe they worth without fweedom?
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We have a plan. E Pluweibus Unum.
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Wewease the secwet weapon!