Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid quotes

8 total quotes

Cole Burris
Gordon Mitchell

View Quote Ben "Benjamin" Douglas: [the expedition is wading through a marsh - Ben starts humming the theme from "Jaws"] Duuh, dum, duuh, dum. Dum dum dum dum dum dum...
Gail Stern: Stop that, or I swear to God I'll kill you!
[Ben giggles. Just then he gets pulled under the water]

View Quote Bill Johnson: It's mating season.
Cole Burris: What so you're telling me there's some snake going on in the jungle?
Bill Johnson: Yeah, something like that.

View Quote Cole Burris: (separated from the group) Guys, guys!(Cole sees a skeleton. He still screams in terror. Luckily, Tran finds him) Oh, no, no!
Tran Wu: Stay together.

View Quote Cole Burris: I had this friend, who had this friend who shot do****entaries, and he and his whole crew went down to the Amazon, and they were all eaten by snakes, and that's a true story.
Gordon Mitchell: Come on Cole, you knew a guy who knew a guy. That's an urban myth.

View Quote Gail Stern: So how much further to my bath?
Bill Johnson: Kotabaru? I'd say... another day downriver.
Cole Burris: Another day? I'm not rowing another day, homeboy.
Bill Johnson: All right. Let's see, we got this shortcut right up -
Sam Rogers, Cole Burris, and Gail Stern: No!

View Quote Gordon Mitchell: Are you okay now?
Gail Stern: Yeah, I'm fine. And keep your hands off of me!
Gordon Mitchell: It might be hard, but I'll try!

View Quote [after Sam decapitates an anaconda] That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about, Sam! Oh, my God! You're the bomb! You Lorena Bobbitt-ed that ***! How you like that, *****? She sliced you! Diced you! She cut you up! That was like Sam with the samurai action! Say it now... [another anaconda snatches up Cole]

View Quote You mention "food" once more and I'm voting you off this island.