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[talks to patient] Well, the first thing I think you should do... is to stop whining about this pathetic loser! You are a tragedy queen [mocks whining voice] "Steve doesn't like me. Steve doesn't respect me." I mean, who gives a shit? GET A ****ING LIFE!!!!!!!!!
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[Upon receiving an exquisite fountain from Vitti as a gift] Call the Vatican, see if there's anything missing.