Red quotes

View Quote [sarcastically] Oh, I'm horrible!

View Quote Darn good for a bunch of birds!

View Quote [to Mighty Eagle] You know, it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird that can fly… and you're too afraid to do it.

View Quote [to Mighty Eagle] So, the other day, these pigs showed up out of nowhere, and it caused me a bit of suspicion… And he's walking out of the room. [Mighty Eagle walks out of room, humming] Unbelievable… I don't get this. This guy sits here on his butt, all alone, clearly doesn't leave the house, he talks a good game, but he doesn't care about anyone but himself! [Chuck: Sounds a lot like you.] Oh, good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck!

View Quote Ta-da! Ah, no, no, no, no, no! Look! It's okay, I'm just a clown! AGH! Oh boy! That's loud... You're loud... You're, uh... very scared of me. Here. Come here. No? Okay, no, never mind. Uh... Happy Hatchday!

View Quote [in court, after realizing he's being sent to anger management class] Aw, pluck my life!

View Quote [to Leonard] Who cares?!

View Quote [to Leonard] SHUT UP AND FIX MY HOUSE!!

View Quote So, you wanna hear a story? I run my butt off, literally, mind you, to get the gluten-free cake. What the heck is gluten?! I mean, does gluten even exist?!

View Quote [to Mighty Eagle] Hey, you know what? I used to believe in you. When I was a kid, I believed nothing bad could ever happen because you were here. And now I see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me, and that, sir… is sort of terrifying.

View Quote [when entering the anger management class] Oh, look at this. This is gonna be awful. [sees the statues] Okay. I guess that's art, that's garbage and that's... exotic. "Free rage" what?

View Quote I'm not blushing, I'm just red!

View Quote [when introduced to Terence] Whew! More like "terrifying"!

View Quote [to Edward] I'm not sure you're going to like this, but since you asked, rather than being on me, as you suggested, this cake... [throws the cake in Edward's face] IS ON YOU!!!