Chuck quotes
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CHUCK-TIME!
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Eagle, heron, pea****, warrior, mountain, tree, rabbit, fish, locust, king pigeon! And of course, downward duck.
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I'm the last guy that should be here. Simple speeding ticket. Judge tells me I was going too fast, So I say, "Your Honor, to be honest… I was." You caught me. I'm not angry. I'm honest. So, shouldn't I be in an honesty management class? 'Cause we got to manage my honesty.
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[whispering to Red] What's a pig?
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[before Red slingshots to Leonard's castle] Red, I'm not going to lie to you, I am... [sobbing and chucking] really going to miss you when you die!
His "hate crime" poem