Annie Hall quotes

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Alvy Singer
Annie Hall
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View Quote What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it. ...What do you do when you get stuck in a movie line with a guy like this behind you? It's just maddening.

View Quote What? Are we driving through plutonium?

View Quote Why don't you get William F. Buckley to kill the spider?...Are you going with a right-wing rock 'n roll star?

View Quote Yeah, why not? Because we're just going to go home later, right, and there's gonna be all that tension, you know, we never kissed before. And I'll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we'll kiss now and get it over with, and then we'll go eat. OK? We'll digest our food better.

View Quote Yeah, you're really popular - I can see. What, you got the plague of something?

View Quote You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art, because it's real difficult in life.

View Quote You know, even as a kid, I always went for the wrong women. I think that's my problem. When my mother took me to see Snow White, everyone fell in love with Snow White. I immediately fell for the Wicked Queen.

View Quote You know, I don't think I could take a mellow evening because I - I don't respond well to mellow. You know what I mean? I have a tendency to - if I get too mellow, I - I ripen and then rot, you know.

View Quote You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, 'Did you eat yet or what?' And Tom Christie said, 'No, JEW?' Not 'Did you?'...JEW eat? JEW? You get it? JEW eat?

View Quote You're the reason that I got out of my room and that I was able to sing and, and, and you know get more in touch with my feelings and all that crap.