Pedestrian : Are you on television? Alvy : No. [After a long pause] Yeah, once in a while... Pedestrian : What's your name? Alvy : You wouldn't know. It doesn't matter. What's the difference? Pedestrian : You're on, uh, the, uh, the Johnny Carson, right? Alvy : Once in a while, you know... Pedestrian : What's your name? Alvy : I-m - I'm uh, I'm Robert Redford. Pedestrian : Come on. Alvy : Alvy Singer. It was nice. Thanks very much for everything. Pedestrian : Hey! Dis is Alvy Singah! Alvy : Fellas, you know... Pedestrian : Dis guy's on television!!! Alvy Singer. Right? Am I right? Alvy : Gimme a break... Pedestrian : Dis guy's on television!!! Alvy : I need the large polo mallet. 2nd man : Who's on television? Pedestrian : Dis guy - on the Johnny Carson Show. Alvy : Fellas, what is this? A meeting of the Teamsters? 2nd man : What program? Pedestrian : Kineye 'ave your ortograph? Alvy : You don't want my autograph. Pedestrian : No, I do. It's for my girlfriend. Make it out to Ralph. Alvy : Your girlfriend's name is Ralph? Pedestrian : It's for my bruddah. ALVY SINGER!! HEY! THIS IS ALVY SINGER!! [Annie arrives via taxi] Alvy : Jesus, what did ya do? Come by way of the Panama Canal? Annie : I'm in a bad mood, OK? Alvy : Bad mood? I'm standing with the cast of The Godfather . Annie : You're gonna have to learn to deal with it. Alvy : I'm dealin' with two guys named Cheech. Note: The in-joke is that Diane Keaton starred in "The Godfather". So "I'm standing with the cast of The Godfather" can be also taken literally.

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