Ant-Man quotes

View Quote Hope: You're gonna have to learn how to punch.
Scott: You're gonna show me how to punch? [Holds up his hand as a target] Okay. Show me how to—
[Hope cuts him off with a punch to the face]
Hope: That's how you punch.
Scott: OW! Were you even aiming for my hand?

View Quote Scott: [Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe] Oh man.
Luis: What is it?
Scott: Well, they weren't kidding. This safe is serious.
Luis: How serious are we talkin', Scotty?
Scott: It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910. Made from the same steel as the Titanic.
Luis: Wow. Can you crack it?
Scott: Well, here's the thing. It doesn't do so well in the cold. Remember what that iceberg did?
Luis: Yeah, man, it killed Di Caprio.
Dave: Killed everybody.
Kurt: Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.

View Quote Scott: [Standing before Sam Wilson, shrunken] It's okay, he can't see me.
Sam: I can see you.
Scott: ...He can see me.

View Quote Scott: Look, child-support is coming, alright? It's just hard finding a job when you have a record.
Paxton: I'm sure you'll figure it out, but for now, I want you out of my house.
Scott: No way! It's my daughter's birthday party.
Paxton: It's at my house!
Scott: So what? She's my kid.
Maggie: Scott!
[Maggie walks down the hallway and shakes her head disapprovingly when she sees Scott]
Maggie: You can't just show up here, you know that. Come on.
Scott: It's a birthday party.
Maggie: Yeah I know, but you can't just show up.
Scott: She's my daughter, alright?
Paxton: You don't know the first thing about being a father.
Scott: Maggie, I tell you this as a friend and as the first love of my life. Your fiancé is an ass-hat.
Maggie: He's not an ass-hat.
Paxton: Hey, watch your language, OK?
Scott: Oh, what language? I said "hat."

View Quote Scott: Paxton, turn around. Take me back.
Paxton: I'm taking you back. To prison.
Scott: There's something in that backyard that needs to be destroyed, in the bug-zapper. I-
[Paxton hits the brake with his foot and angrily turns to Scott]
Paxton: You need to desist right now! Your delusions are out of hand!

View Quote [1989: Hank Pym storms S.H.I.E.L.D's board room in the Triskelion]
Hank: Stark.
Stark: [Murmuring] He doesn't seem happy… [Normal] Hello, Hank, You're supposed to be in Moscow.
Hank: I took a detour. [takes a Pym Particle vial and puts it on the desk] Through your defense lab.
Carter: Tell me that isn't what I think it is.
Hank: That depends if you think it's a poor attempt to replicate my work. Even for this group, that takes nerve.
Carson: You were instructed to go to Russia. May I remind you, Dr. Pym, that you're a soldier?
Hank: I'm a scientist.
Stark: Then act like one, The Pym Particle is the most revolutionary science ever developed, help us put it to good use.
Hank: I let you turn me into your errand boy, and now you try to steal my research?
Carson: If only you'd protected Janet with such ferocity, Dr. Pym.
[Hank takes a moment to control himself before he slams Carson's head into the desk]
Carter: [Intervening] Easy, Hank!
Hank: You mention my wife again, and I'll show you ferocity.
Stark: [As Carson stares at him] Don't look at me. You said it.
Hank: I formally tender my resignation.
Stark: We won't accept it…formally. Hank, we need you. The Pym Particle is a miracle. Please, don't let your past determine the future.
Hank: As long as I am alive, nobody will ever get that formula.
[Hank turns around and leaves calmly]
Carson: We shouldn't let him leave the building.
Carter: You've already lied to him, now you want to go to war with him?
Carson: Yes! Our scientists haven't come close to replicating his work.
Stark: He just kicked your ass full-size. You really want to find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?

View Quote [A training montage where Scott learns about his new six-legged friends]
Hope: Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics.
Scott: Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute.
. . .
Hope: Paraponera clavata.
Scott: I know, bullet ants, right? Number one on the Schmidt Pain Index.
. . .
Hope: Camponotus pennsylvanicus.
Hank: Alternatively known as a carpenter ant. Ideal for ground and air transport.
Scott: [With the carpenter ant he previously flew on] Wait a minute. I know this guy. I'm gonna call him Antony.
Hank: That's good. That's very good, because this time you're really gonna have to learn how to control him.

View Quote [After Hank briefs Scott on what Cross is planning and wants him to be the Ant-Man]
Scott: Ok, the first thing we should do…is call the Avengers.
Hank: [Angry] I spent thirty years protecting that technology from a Stark, I sure as hell don't intend to give it to another! This isn't some cute tech like the Iron Man suit, it could change the face of reality! Besides, they must already have their hands busy throwing cities out of the sky…

View Quote [After Scott puts on the Ant-Man suit and shrinks for the first time]
Hank: [On comms] The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott?
Scott: Who said that?

View Quote [Approaching the "old Stark warehouse" he's supposed to burglarize]
Scott: Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse?
[The "warehouse" comes into clearer view, with a large circle-A insignia on the roof denoting its role as the Avengers' base]
Scott: It's not! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Hope: Scott, get out of there!
Hank: Abort! Abort now!
Scott: No, it's okay. Doesn't look like anyone's home.

View Quote [Mid-credits scene; Hank brings Hope down to his lab]
Hank: There’s something I want to show you. I realized you can’t destroy power, all you can do is to make sure that it’s in the right hands.
[Hank opens up a vault to reveal the prototype of the Wasp suit]
Hank: This is an advanced prototype that your mother and I worked on together. She never got to use it, but now I realize that we were… we were working on it for you.
[Hope looks at the suit in shock then back to Hank]
Hank: Maybe it’s time we finished it.
[Hope looks back at the suit and smiles]
Hope: It’s about damn time.

View Quote [Post-credits scene: Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers (aka Captain America) are in a garage with the Winter Soldier, his metal arm tightly clamped in a vise and a forlorn look on his face]
Sam Wilson: This woulda been a lot easier a week ago.
Steve Rogers: If we call Tony…
Sam: He wouldn't believe us.
Steve: Even if he did—
Wilson: Who knows if the accords will let him help?
Rogers: We're on our own.
Wilson: Maybe not. I know a guy.

View Quote [Scott demonstrates the Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time]
Scott: Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.
Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.
Scott: Really?
Luis: Yeah.
Scott: Good.
[Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]
Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!
Dave: That's witchcraft!
Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!
Dave: That's wizardry!
Kurt: Sorcery!
Luis: How'd you do that, bro?
Scott: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.
[Luis looks at his shoulder and sees the miniaturized Scott]
Luis: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [Runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!
Scott: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!

View Quote [Yellowjacket appears in Cassie's room]
Cassie: Are you a monster?
Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster?
Cassie: …I want my daddy!
Yellowjacket: [Menacingly] I know. I want your daddy too.